Welcome back, Screamers.
You’ve met the first team tearing into the tournament. Now, it’s time for a group that knows how to put on one hell of a show: Strike Force Romanda!
If you’ve somehow never heard of them, then do yourself a favor and check out this clip.
Once one off the biggest Idol bands on the planet. Chart-topping hits. Sold-out arenas. A global fandom hanging on every beat.
But one day, everything changed. Tours cancelled without explanation. A core member gone due to “creative differences.”
Then, silence.
Until…a rebirth. Ristuko Imai, Akane Hyuga, and fresh blood: Hina Yamano. Strike Force Romanda is back.
To promote their new album, they’re not just rocking the stage. They’re getting real familiar with a different kind of track, in their first ever Screamer tournament.
We got our hands on their private group chat. Totally unfiltered. No PR gloss. Just raw truth. They’re idols, but are they worth idolizing? Find out for yourself…
Group name:
S! F! R!
Leaked conversation:
[9:08 PM]
Akane: It’s almost time. We need to meet at the starting grid for our next livestream.
[9:08 PM]
Hina: ANOTHER promo???
[9:08 PM]
Hina: Didn’t we just do like 308985787248742498 of those????
[9:08 PM]
Akane:Two. But close.
[9:09 PM]
Hina:UGH marketing is the worrrrrrrrrst
[9:09 PM]
Hina:besides
[9:09 PM]
Hina: don’t we have more important sh!t to do?
[9:09 PM]
Akane: Promoting our new album is important.
[9:09 PM]
Hina: yeah but like as a cover story
[9:09 PM]
Hina: and haven’t we
[9:10 PM]
Hina: u know
[9:10 PM]
Hina: COVERED it?
[9:10 PM]
Akane: Our story is that we’ve entered a highly dangerous tournament as a guerrilla marketing technique to get as many eyes as possible on our new album.
[9:11 PM]
Akane: Literally risking our lives for the sake of our art.
[9:11 PM]
Akane: It’s going to look extremely odd if we’re not doing everything in our power to promote the album that we’re willing to die for.
[9:12 PM]
Hina: yeah but
[9:12 PM]
Hina: Ritsuko waited 3 years for this
[9:12 PM]
Hina: isn’t that long enough???
[9:13 PM]
Ritsuko: Yes, it is.
[9:13 PM]
Akane: Ritsuko?
[9:14 PM]
Ritsuko: It’s been three years of lies.
[9:14 PM]
Ritsuko: Of half-truths.
[9:14 PM]
Ritsuko: Of wounds I can’t see but that refuse to heal.
[9:14 PM]
Ritsuko: That’s three years too many.
[9:15 PM]
Hina: EXACTLY!!!
[9:15 PM]
Ritsuko: BUT.
[9:15 PM]
Ritsuko: It took us three years to find this opening. We can’t screw this up.
[9:15 PM]
Ritsuko: And that means keeping up the cover story Akane worked so hard on.
[9:15 PM]
Akane: And doing our damnedest to win this tournament.
[9:16 PM]
Hina: wait u really wanna win this thing?!?!
[9:16 PM]
Akane: Getting here cost us a fortune. Even going multiplatinum wouldn’t recoup what we lost.
[9:17 PM]
Ritsuko: I know. And I’ll make it up to you however I can. I owe you both so much.
[9:17 PM]
Hina: RITSUKO
[9:17 PM]
Hina: S
[9:17 PM]
Hina: T
[9:17 PM]
Hina: F
[9:17 PM]
Hina: U
[9:18 PM]
Hina: Wed do anything for u and if u don’t know that then ur either the hottest dummy or dumbest hottie I ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!
[9:18 PM]
Ritsuko: …Thank…you?
[9:18 PM]
Hina: Hehehehehehe
[9:19 PM]
Hina: Well what are we waiting for?!
[9:19 PM]
Hina: Lets promote the SH1T outta this thing!!!!!!!!!